Alaskan Blob

The ‘blob’ is a term used to refer to a large mass of algae that was first spotted floating in the Chukchi Sea between the Alaskan cities of Wainwright and Barrow in July 2009. A notable feature of the mass is its length of at least 12 miles (19 km).
The algae is coloured black, which is considered to be unusual. Early examiners of the algae were unable to determine its species.

looking forward to the post on the Aussie Slob
or the pommie yob
the irsih git
the yank gob
yiddish yokle
the avalon nob
north coast lobber
an old bondi cobber
an ol flame on simmer
an old mate getting dimmer
Odds getting slimmer
Fist up. I,m ready youy badsrtar